Scanned e-bay to locate the Holy Toast, mentioned in the post preceding to this one.
The results were fabulous.
There was a post from an enterprising seller offering a "Virgin Mary HOLY TOAST Stamper"
"No, you're not imagining things, the Virgin Mary really HAS appeared on your toast. But it's no miracle, it's a bread stamper! This hilarious idea lets you turn boring breakfasts into faith-filled feasts. Simply press the stamper into an ordinary slice of bread, toast it, and enjoy your divine creation. Makes an fun confirmation or party gift"
Only $6 for the stamper.
Compare that with with $3,000 bid solicited by Mrs. Duyser for her 10 year old, part eaten holy toast!
This stamper is a real steal, innit? :P