A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."(source: BBC)
Come again? (pun unintended...really!)
I mean...come on..what kind of NEWS is that????
Maybe next time around, they should interview the bicycle to find out if it enjoyed the whole experience. A different take, you know? :D